The myth always begins like this: On a remote island, there lies a remote farm in a remote village. To get there, one has to get on a plane, then a car ride, a boat ride, and then a car ride again (true story).
It is on this remote farm in the remote village that birthed the myth, Legend of Timmy the Sheep.
At a glance, Timmy the Sheep looked just like any other regular sheep you would cross path on a farm. On a closer look, Timmy the Sheep still looked just like any other regular sheep you would cross path on a farm. As a result, nobody knows exactly which sheep on this remote farm exactly is Timmy the Sheep.
Anyway, rumours have it that on every man, woman, or child’s multiple of seventh year in their lives (7, 14, 21, 28, 35, 42 years old and so on..), will gain wisdom beyond their peers for the rest of their lives should they get to hold Timmy the Sheep still for a full seven minute.
As news spread, hundreds of people, locals and foreigners alike descend upon this remote farm in the remote village to get their chance on holding Timmy the Sheep for seven minutes, in the hopes on gaining that wisdom that may end their destined dull, routine lives.
The participants each paid $77 to enter the pen filled with sheep, and when the horn sounded to signify the 15 minutes they have, they ran, they scrambled, they fell, they tripped and they dragged the sheep they each think to be Timmy.
At the end of the 3-day event, the owner of the farm sits in his kitchen, merrily counting the cash from the 3 days with his morning coffee.