PLEASE FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS. The words instructed, bolded, and all capitalised in white font on a black piece of paper. Well, a thick piece of paper. It felt more like a larger-sized name card printed on a heavy weighted paper.

The loud instruction though aimed to achieve optimal result for its users, somehow had an unnerving effect.

Step 1: Use both hands to prop open the entryway such that the back of your hands are supporting the circle.

Alright, done…

Step 2: Raise both arms up above your head.

Does this seem foolish…?

Step 3: Shift your arms back and forth (shimmy a little!) and let The Tube swallow you.

Alright then, here goes nothing…